Shit Maddi Does

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

thatgirlonstage:
thatgirlonstage:
thatgirlonstage:
thatgirlonstage:
Where is my crossover AU where Peter Quill is on his way back to Earth and sort of accidentally rescues Mark Watney from Mars along the way
Quill: Hey guys, come take a look out the window! I think there’s somebody down there!
Rocket: So?
Quill: That’s Mars. No one’s SUPPOSED to be there.
Drax: Have the Terrens not yet achieved space travel?
Quill: I mean, BARELY. And it looks like he’s all alone down there, that can’t be right.
Gamora: Should we offer our assistance?
Rocket: Ah, leave him!
Quill: Hey buddy, you need a hand?
Mark: The fuck was in those fucking potatoes
Mark: Okay, I can accept the aliens, I can accept the green lady, I can accept the little dancing tree, I can even accept the raccoon, but can someone please tell me why the raccoon has GUNS?
Mark: *notices Quill listening to his Awesome Mix tape* Oh my God do you have music? Please tell me you have music.
Quill: Oh yeah! All the greatest hits of the 70s!
Mark: *anguished screaming*

anyone : *says something to me*
me : haha yeahh
me in head : what did they just say

hugeplanetexplorer:
“ milfhouse:
“ good job
”
me repressing my feelings
”

hugeplanetexplorer:

milfhouse:
good job
me repressing my feelings

businesscasualprincess:
“ At what point does it stop being satire, and start being the voice of a generation?
”

businesscasualprincess:

At what point does it stop being satire, and start being the voice of a generation?

tastefullyoffensive:

How God Created Animals (via boredpanda)

Previously: Dad Tweets

hi hey hello this post has been made before but please try not to make fun of people for their autistic traits such as

bassethoundcinnamonroll:

• telling the same joke/ wanting to have the same conversation over and over again
• not having much coordination and having a tough time doing “easy” things like tying shoelaces
• having trouble understanding what you mean and needing lots of clarification
• needing things to be broken down into little steps
• having extremely high or extremely low empathy
• getting very attached to things like inanimate objects
there are a lot more but these are just ones i haven’t seen mentioned before!! feel free to add on if u think of anything else

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

hi hey hello this post has been made before but please try not to make fun of people for their autistic traits such as